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"Rude Boy (DJ Scooter Reggae Remix)" by Rihanna

Robin "Bird" Rihanna Fenty (born February 20, 1988), better known as simply Rihanna (pronounced Anna Anna Aeyh, Aeyh, Aeyh, I got my ass beat with an umbrella), is a Barbadian R&B and pop recording artist. She is, however, primarily best known for her forehead. Rihanna's Forehead suffers gigantipithicus. Her gigantic forehead has it's own sole properties, as explained in its own article (yes, Rihanna's forehead is so large it has its own article!). She also has had more than 70 number one songs and is also known solely for getting the shit beaten out of her by her super hyperactive dancing boyfriend.

Facially resembling a giant, startled Easter Egg, Rihanna is singlehandedly responsible for irritating the fuck out of every person in the entire world with her single "Umbrella". It's so irritating that whenever or wherever anybody hears the intro, an over bearing rage takes over to destroy the object of which the song is playing on. The song temporarily became a pop culture sensation among chavs and teen mothers everywhere.

Rihanna is also responsible for having the most copied sex positions from 1988-present.

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